Rip goes the hammock when Nelson sat on it.
Splat, splat. When he fell he accidently squashed some crickets.
He went over to the water dish and splash!
He started to drown.
He jumped out of the dish and dribble, dribble, dribble. He's soaking!
Crunch he went over to eat some salad.
Crack, boom. The rocks start to fall towards Nelson.
He jumps out of the way.
Crash!!!!! The glass broke.
He walks out fo the cage. And then plop.
He fell off of the table that his cage was on.
I think Nelson is having a bad day.

The Mosaic on the Wall



Hear the moaning, groaning of the protesting boards.
Hear the creeking, reeking of the delicate scaffold.
See the dreary night and the diamond-like stars dwelling in
endless space. The moon sheds his light on the perplexing
mosaic on the wall. Oh, the mosaic on the wall. And hear the
elegance of the Grandfather clock's hypnotizing tic toc tic toc
tic toc... Envision the endless perplexing sea of vivid tiles. Oh,
the mosaic on the wall.

Santo and Felix

Boom go their voices.
Bailee rejoices.
To see her friends Santo and Felix again. It's nice to hear the slurp, slurp, slurping and burp, burp, burping of
Santo and Felix. As we frolic about, shirts inside out, we howl, howl, howl, and laugh,
laugh, laugh, at the day, day, day.
We play, play, play, throughout the day, day, day.
Oh I will cherish them even after I die.
POP! POP! POP! Goes the fire crackers they brought to the beach.
It is nice to listen to their tinkling laughter. I know shall be just a memory soon enough; once they grow up I shall miss the laughter.
Felix is an alarm clock always there and warning me, warning of danger, danger, that shall come, come, coming in broad daylight.
Santo is a devil dare as bright as lightning WHAM! CCCRRRRRASSH!
Ordinary friends will come and go; but not ordinary are they, but...
EXTRAORDINARY.
They are the best, the best, friends I could ever, just ever ask for.

Snake and Panther charged through the jungle like a gazelle at excelerating speed. They were hoping to get away from what looked like a raging ball of inferno except it's teeth were basically daggers sprouting out of razors literally feet away from their back! Snake and Panther did not know how they were going to escape the raging ball of inferno.

A volcano is like a wholly mammoth. It is so hot that it could kill someone. Some can blast over 100 miles. Volcanos like Mount Vesuvius can cover a whole town. In the beginning most of the dinasaurs died because of volcanos. Today scientists know if a volcano is going to erupt. Scientists have found eggs that haven't broken, jewels, and money. When people get buried in ashes there will be a mold around them. Volcanos are sleeping giants.

Three white horeses, white as snowflakes, walked towards the cruise boat. "I love this video game!" said Bobby. "Me too." said Betty, "But let's cut the chatter so we can get a high score!'' The horses put on their spygear. "Let's go!" The head horse said. ''KERPLUNK! AHH! WE FELL IN THE MUD!'' Screamed the horses, " Now we have to wash our spygear and our bodies AGAIN!!! After they took a shower they fell in the dirt. ''CURSES!" yelled Bailee. Bailee's horse and Joshua's horse were okay. BUT MIKAYLA HAD A MOUTH FULL OF LEAVES! "AHH! MIKAYLA IS TURNING INTO AN APHID!" shouted Bailee. "Oh, be quiet you!" said Mikayla. "Hey,' said Joshua, "Can't we just be black for the day?"
HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!?.
LATER AT THE CRUISE: Bailee, you are the chosen one. The world is a computer simulation. Now let's take a cruise on this ocean liner!!!!!!!!

HIGH SCORE!

Ay Men! Follow me, to a world of wonder! We shall go to a new world mates! A world of amazment and colors, vines of wine. We must go this ''a'' season for here sleeps the eyes of the dreaded monsters of the sea. They have been eating too much of the root of the great tree branch that holds the part of the world which we live on. I am Leif Eriksson, Son of Erik the Red. Even though we are related, we are different "a" many. I have a boat that can fit everyone in Scandinavia. My boat is the Drakken; finest in the sea, crafted from wood, rock, seal skin, walrus ivory, and blubber to keep us warm as we jorn. (pronounced JERN) I am the finest sailor in the seven seas. You can trust me. Meet me in two weeks at Damocles dock at seven p.m. The boat leaves the next day at ten a.m. See you then.


-Leif Eriksson

Scandinavia 987

Come with me on an awesome adventure. We will be going to find new land. I will pay each viking 10 coins. If you find any jewels you will get a percentage of it. We will get there by boat. We will be sailing with a 3 ply piece of wood. Our boats will be 24 yards long. We will be sailing with a square with a lizard on it. I will need a navigator, sail maker, carpenter, and a warrior. I will bring some coins and things to trade. We will need some spears, axes, and bows and arrows. I will meet you at Oslo at Febuary 7, 987 at 11:57.

Scandinavia 987-A.D.

Come with me on an amazing journey to explore the world! My name is Leif Ereksson, and I am going on a fantastic journey. We must find somewhere else to raid and florish, or stop raiding all together if we can find good land. If you come with me, you will inherit 10% of the luxurious jewels and pottery that we find! And if you are worrying about the ship we are taking, it is made of 2ft. solid oak. So come with me and don't miss out, for a fantastic journey awaits you!

If you want to come (which you should) walk down to The Big Oak at noon and and I will pay you 6 gold coins.

Chase saved his money for months. He was going to buy the all new Gear Master 2000. He skipped down to the brand new shop. He looked through the polished glass at the chromed spokes and fiery red body of the Gear Master 2000. It had 15 gears and well oiled joints. Its tires were black and rock hard. He had saved $900.00 for this moment. He marched into the shop and hesitated. He looked at the price and found that the price was $22.00 more than he had saved. If he wanted the Gear Master 2000 that much, he would have to take all his money out of his bank account. He did not want to do this, but he jogged down to the bank and extracted all the money. When he returned to the shop, someone was about to buy the Gear Master 2000! He bolted down the aisle and cut in front of the man trying to buy the Gear Master 2000. The man hardly noticed! He paid the cashier proudly. Once he got the Gear Master 2000, he ran his finger over the polished red body. Once he was out of the store, he rode as fast as he could down the sidewalk with the wind in his face. While he was riding, he fortunately found a built-in navigator and timer on the handle bars. He needed this because the shop was very far away and he did not know where he was. The timer came in handy because he was going to show his sister how fast the Gear Master 2000 really was (and then maybe, just maybe Chase's sister would appreciate him). Chase has never been more elated in his life.

What's going on here?
Chase buying a brand new bike.

Emma was screaming and yelling and was throwing her toys across the room. She let out a howl that could wake the dead. Tears poured from her eyes and her face turned beat red. Emma pounded her little fists against the floor. She screamed so loud that people could hear her for miles. I knew we were in for a long, long afternoon.
What is happening here?


Emma is throwing a fit.

"AHH!" shreiked Phantom as a long arm grabbed him by the shoulder. "HAHAHA! GOT YA ACE." said a strange voice. Phantom turned around. "THE JOKER!" He screeched. The Joker's gloomy face paint only made him look more twisted and obnoxious. There was no telling what horrifying things he could do! The Joker continued his barking laughter. "Ya know Ace", barked the Joker,"You will make a lovely Ice sculpture." More laughter. "Why would you want me?'' asked Phantom knowing full well that the presence of his mind could keep him alive. "Why once you are turned into ice I can use you to propose to Betty Quinn." Joker said. Phantom stood there. His face turned red. He was scared. He felt like he was going to explode. The Joker's words encircled his mind. If only the nimph...THE NIMPH! YOU ARE A WACO! Phantom shouted. As The Joker edged closer Phantom shouted "GET HIM!" Then the nimphs drowned the Joker and Phantom went back to his dollhouse.


WHAT HAPPENED?
THE Joker Freaked Phantom